Why some things should be sold with instructions....

Remember that one time you went to the beach and you were like "OMG its like totally supposed to look like this..... Me either!"

Back to school

Back to college I go.  It seems cooler saying school.  I did think this when I was actually still in school.


First day back:
First lecture - Financial Management
I'M SCREWED! 
No I'm not screwed but I needed the drama!  


6 months left until I am a participant in the economy - I am yet to figure out which economy in the world but an economy none the less.  I am hoping America, who doesn't want the American dream?  Except in my American dream I don't have to do my own laundry and make my own bed and iron stuff.  So to round stuff up.  I'm nearly finished studying.  I want to move to America, and I want my maid to come with.

Google+

So I have officially joined Google+ 

I feel as if Google is the ONLY social networking site to "get me" so far, yes I whore myself on Twitter and Facebook and I will admit I am the FIRST person to Face creep friends Facebook pages and write inappropriate things on Twitter but now, now I can decide WHO I want to see them.  


This is a break through. 


I can have my boss on Google and post drunken pics on the same platform and he wont see them! I can follow people who inspire me (Already searched Steve Jobs) and basically make sure that I have he power to decide with whom I want to share all the knowledge I drop.


I am still yet to get a total hang of Google+ but so far.... Me Likey! 

5 most irritating things about twitter

1.  People who retweet there EVERY mention


2.  People who retweet their Follow Friday Mentions


3.  Spam Bots - No I do not need viagra or penis enlargement at a discounted price thank you very much


4.  Team Follow Back - I must admit when I FIRST signed up for twitter I did this to get followers and "get the ball rolling" now I see a #TeamFollowBack and I wanna jump into my phone and throttle the person doing it. (P.s if you are new to Twitter then I understand)


5.  Trending Topics where there is a spelling mistake e.g. Far Eat Movement is currently trending.... its Far EAST Movement - you are all flipping dumb/dyslexic

Im growing up..... SIKE!

I haven't done a blog in quite some time.... Neglecting a blog is like what number ONE on the blogging not to do list?  Naughty Punky!

So, I have had a rather "chilled weekend" - I am saving myself for Oppikoppi which is closer than I thought.  Note to self: Must go to gym. Must buy booze. Must makes lists. Must service car.  Must find a tent and or a willing gentleman who doesn't hog the blankets. 

In my attempt to be "chilled" I did the following this weekend:

Friday:

Went to a grown up dinner party (or stew night cos well you know how cold Johannesburg has been - and who wants to braai outside?):  Said stew night when first suggested was agreed to hesitantly but I'm glad I went, I got to meet new people and get to know old friends better.  The stew wasn't good, but it was a god effort and the conversation and laughs around the dinner table made up for it.  Note to self:  Lay  off the wine Punky.  Headache from Hell.

Saturday:

Movie night in with the Starfish.  Watched the 8o'clock movie on DSTV.  Did face masks.  Gossiped and found out what was number one on the Indie Charts on VH1 (P.S I refuse to watch VH1 I am STILL too young to be there target demographic - VH1 was a choice of one of the starfish)

Sunday:

I was having the most lazy or lazy days.... I woke up, looked at the clock it said 10 so NATURALLY I rolled over and went back to bed, when I next woke up it was 12.45. *shocked face* So in fear of being paralyzed from being in bed for too long, I decided to go to Monte with Crippled Starfish (who just had pins taken out of her broken leg) to watch Bridesmaids.  BRILLIANT movie! I laughed the WHOLE way through and didn't loose concentration once (Which is amazing considering I have the concentration of a 5yr old with ADHD).  I suggest you all get off your cute butts and head to your local cinema right meow to go and watch it if you are keen for a few laughs.